crusty roosevelt


the act of a male squatting above his partners (male or female) face whereupon reaching the desired distance, slowly begins to crumble his dingle berries so the sh-t crust rains upon her forehead, thus giving her a crusty roosevelt.
camille was p-ssed out drunk last night and i busted a mean crusty roosevelt on her head!!!!

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