crutchless panties
panties with the crutch missing
ess-x girl “ooh i’ve been wearing these crutchless panties and i think my bearded oyster may have frostbite.”
paramedic. “no, it’s just that you must learn to take out the f-nny haddock before you put the new one in. “there’s fifteen in here!”
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