Crying Baby Syndrome
noun \ˈkrī-iŋ ˈbā-bē ˈsin-ˌdrōm also -drəm\
severe medical condition in which symptoms that would normally leave a reasonable person unfazed distress the affected patient to a remarkable degree. often typified by symptoms that don’t make sense together and/or change or intensify with each round of questioning or when another healthcare provider enters the room. cbs is generally treated with a prescription-strength straw (to suck it up) and/ or a double dose of m.t.f.u. (man the f^@# up ).
medic/nurse: “welcome to the emergency department. how can i help you?”
random whiner “yeah… um i have a really bad paper cut on my finger. and my left eye is very itchy. oh, and i think i pulled my spleen. it hurts. a lot. but not as bad as the paper cut. i am most definitely dying.”
medic/nurse: “okay then. one moment,” -turns to doc- “looks like another case of crying baby syndrome. we’re going to run out of straws at this rate!”
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