crystal geyser
shoving a water bottle, preferably crystal geyser, in a v-g-n- and pouring the liquids out. emptying the contents, squeezing the water out of them v-g-n-.
-caution: sparkling water hurts-
“mary’s p-ssy is so wet, i bet she crystal geysers”
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