Crystal River Florida
crystal river, a small town in west central florida is most known for their speed b-mbs.. aka “manatees”, the only thing fun to do there is boating.. but theres only one route. you can go to sh-ll island, the shallows.. then do it all over again! they have a big top tent for a mall. a bunch of rednecks live there, they love to fish and mud. we have an awesome rails to trails..but you have to stop every 5 feet at the stop signs or you’ll get ran over by a car. the only place to shop here is bealls, jc penny, or belk. they have underwater caves, but plently of people have died.. swim at your own risk. home of the kkk. crystal river is the queen of citrus county. crhs rules citrus and lecanto in everything.. hey we are the ones with the mall 😉 oh and this just in, ft. island gulf beach is now ok to swim in! 😉
crystal river florida sucks so bad there are no exmaples.
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