Crystal Worshiper


a fruity person that subscribes to new age beliefs and worships cheap fake crystals.
glenda sparked some gr-ss, balanced the energy of her universe, then decided to mediate to wind chimes while focusing her thoughts on the cheap -ss crystal she bought from walmart.

glenda is a crystal worshiper.

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