Cuban Hot Mess


usually a brown haired mexican. sometimes cuban hot mess’s forget to give people tacos. other times, they get caught in a mexican hot tub. cuban hot mess’s are kind of awesome, and usually have big b–bs and big b-tts. people love cuban hot mess’s for their loud personalities and random s-xual comments.
oh, okay thats just cuban hot mess

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