cucumber moment
when you are caught completely off guard by an object that is out of place and you instinctively jump back, like when a cat sees a cuc-mber on the floor and jumps straight up.
‘dude, i was rushing to cl-ss today and when i turned the corner i ran up on a vacuum cleaner next to the wall. i thought it was a dalek about to ‘terminate!’
‘dude, that was a real cuc-mber moment.’
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