Cuffed Hand Syndrome


a case where the person has his/her hand always in a cuffed position, ready to give his/her supervisor a quick hand-job, or phalangel gratification. a kiss -ss in so many words.

usually can be found on misshapen chinese men.
because of johnny’s cuffed hand syndrome, he is always getting special favors.

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