cullen shamy


an irish male that has a crush on a population female at school. he got peer pressured into tell her that he likes her. she and her friends are verbal abuse towards him. but one day he stood and said i have a ruler d-ck and if u don’t want it leave this foot long alone. then he tried to move on but he had nice conversation with a hot female. after the period she was getting laid by a harrypotter fan. what bad luck he said to himself.
“you are so unlucky. your irish side isn’t come out good for brooke” i say

i hate you cullen shamy thought and ignored big b-lls 50
get a mug for your uncle günter.

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