Culture Clubbing
the act of inserting a straw or tube into ones -n-s and then propelling cocaine/crushed pills directly into recipients -n-l cavity.
“any seasoned drug addict will tell you this but it’s been my experience that, in a pinch, i can usually grind some pills and funnel them into my -ss. any funnel will work but i prefer the oil strainers you pick up at the neighborhood gas station. though if the opportunity presents itself, i prefer to get a close friend/honest looking stranger to shoot the finely crushed pills directly into my colon by inserting a straw or an empty pen tube into my -n-s, filling their lungs with air and blowing vigorously (i often refer to this as culture clubbing). the trick here is to have a good idea of how much product will be escaping your -ss by way of farting after the initial insertion. thusly you need to compensate the amount of powdered drugs accordingly (note: the amount will vary if you are by yourself with a paper funnel or on the other spectrum, using a pneumatic device). obviously it should go without saying the amount of air you’re able to use to propel the granules through the straw will have a direct effect on the amount of powder that will come shooting back into the face of your friend. make sure he/she has a dust buster or sandwich baggy at the ready when this happens.
clearly mr. giraldo was simply testing his limits and made an honest miscalculation. hopefully he makes a speedy recovery and doesn’t forget the lessons he’s learned.”
-excerpt taken from jlds
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