cum alley-oop


when you j-zz on a chick’s hand and she slaps herself in the face with it. -n-logy comes from the basketball play of the same name. see also: c-mshot, c-m shot
your mom jerked me off last night and when i busted all over her hand she alley-ooped that sh-t like steve nash to amare stoudamire! two points b–tch!

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