Cum Filled Donuts
a phrase used by people when something unexpected/bad happens, used in the same way as “fish sticks!”, “f-ck.”, “oh sh-t!” or “bob saget!” you can say it to anything that compares to biting into a donut filled with c-m instead of jelly. the most effective phrase to use that doesn’t include a curse word.
boy: “i’m so happy, i finished my homework and i think i’m going to get to third base tonight!”
friend: “yeah, that d-ckens essay took forever to finish”
boy: “essay?!? c-m filled donuts!!!
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