when you are dehydrated and as a result sometimes form a crusty white pastey substance around your mouth.
ryan went for a jog today, and when he came back he had c-m mouth. i didn’t tell him to save him the embarr-ssment.
- geek loop
the -ssembly of all the geeks at a company who skip lunch to sit at their desks and play video games against each other. the activity usually repels women and attracts zits. gleeful squeals can usually be heard shouted sporadically between 12am-1pm as new virtual weapons are acquired, points acc-mulated and general disconnect from reality […]
someone afraid to tie themselves down to anything specific in order to avoid real conversation. often used by girls and closet atheists, as well as people who dabble in politics but aren’t willing to alienate their fat scooter riding medicare dependent tea-bagger friends. a true generalist, i regularly write about everything…
- genevieve ruppel
a fieryheaded queen of the jungle i wanted to move to the amazon, but i was afraid of the terror of the genevieve ruppel in the area.
- c*m scallop
a semi-dry sticky lump of s-m-n that forms in the -n-s after prolonged -n-l s-x. the receiver then removes the lump, broils it on high heat for 4 minutes, then serves it to the distributor with a creamy white sauce. this snack is often garnished with salt. dude, i ate my girlfriends c-m scallop last […]
a small-stubby blunt he rolled a calebian today