cum pow chicken


the act of c-mming on a girl’s face, pow! peeing in her b-tt, and then smacking her upside the head with a whole chicken, live or dead but preferably thawed with feathers and such intact.
“when dave found out that his girl nancy was sleeping around with another guy, he gave her the c-m pow chicken treatment in retaliation.”

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