cum smoothie


a drink made by having males -j-c-l-t- into a cup and adding fruits, vegetables, whipped cream and other flavorings and seasonings to make it wholesome. depending on the variety of the males involved variations such as the minnesota c-m smoothie, south indian smoothie, 5th ave smoothie and such can be made.
bob to gym friends: hey guys, why don’t y’all come over to my place and we can make ourselves a muscleman’s c-m smoothie.

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