cum-stained futon
a futon in the apartment (usually studio) of a loser who has no girlfriend and is always masturbating.
kristen: whew, i thought i might get pregnant the other night.
jacinda: why, what happened?
kristen: i sat on santosh’s c-m-stained futon when i visited him.
a c-m-stained futon (or csf) is what you find in the home of a low-cl-ss loser who is always at home beating off on his futon. it is stained with his s-m-n (c-m) drops.
jane: did you visit peter’s apartment?
mary: yes i did. he had a c-m-stained futon in there.
jane: yuck!
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