cumberland sausage with mayo


a large piece of fecal matter splattered with the s-m-n of a willing partner and consumed as a healthy mid afternoon snack.
alfred : i’m peckish and in need of nourishment
geoffrey : how about we enjoy a c-mberland sausage with mayo together?
alfred: excellent idea! i shall lay a perfect stool now.

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