Cumbrian Taxi Driver


to “go off like a c-mbrian taxi driver” is another way of saying “to go apesh-t”

the phrase originates from the 2010 case where taxi driver derrik bird went on a murderous rampage through c-mbria, killing twelve innocent people and injuring a further eleven. apparently, the cause for his psychotic behaviour was a relatively minor annoyance – caused by drivers taking fares from the wrong end of the taxi lane.

typically speaking, “going off like a c-mbrian taxi driver” is to overreact to a relatively minor annoyance, normally with extreme anger.
hey, man… i said i’m sorry…. no need to go off like a c-mbrian taxi driver!

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