cuntalistic fuckwiterus
the most r-t-rded, irritating, stupid tw-t you could possibly think of.
ross: how did joe possibly manage to f-ck something so simple up?
zac: because he’s a c-ntalistic f-ckwiterus and doesn’t have a single brain cell
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