Cup of Janoodle.
the act of really needing to take a sh-t while your cousin is in the bathroom making out with a drunk chick..since you have only one bathroom in your house and don’t want to sh-t your pants you grab an empty milkshake cup from your kitchen table and proceed to the backyard to take a sh-t in the cup. you wipe after your cousin is done with the chick in the bathroom!
janoodle got home from work one night and desperatly needed to take a sh-t. her cousin was in the bathroom making out with a drunk chick..so janoodle got the milkshake cup that she bought from work and went in the backyard to p–p in her cup. when done, she threw the cup in a bag that sat in the trash can..turns out, the bag was clothes that were accidently thrown away and her aunt got the bag out of the garbage so janoodle told her and the act was then named cup of janoodle.
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