curtain bandit


a guy who, after partic-p-ting in s-xual intercourse with another, and discretly walks over to the curtain and cleans the slime off of his d-ck, then leaves never to return.
sally, watch out for that brooks, i never knew he was a curtain bandit, until i found the mess he left on my bedroom curtains.

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