cushin for the pushin


a really hot girl who has a really nice -ss than is so soft that often makes your d-ck shoot bullets even before you touch the v-g-n-, but if your quick you can push in and give her the full load.
eric: jessica has a great cushin for the pushin man!

johnny: i bet you didint even get it in all the way, did you?

eric: yes i did! im afraid though that i might have poped one of my t-st-cl-s in her -n-s on the way in…

johnny: sick man!!!

jessica: hey johnny, hey eric.

johnny: hi t-st-cl- -ss!

jessica: (slaps johnny in the face)

eric: (kicks johnny in the nuts)

johnny: (starts cryin then pulls out a 9mm and shoots them both in the forhead then becomes a “necropheliac” with jessica)

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