Czechslovakian Bassoon


also known as the 2-d-ck-1-girl lift. the act of two men lifting a woman into the air by inserting one c-ck into a v-g-n- and one c-ck into the -sshole. the two men then lift viciously in hope of performing a czechslovakian b-ssoon.
dude: hey man, lets go do the czechslovakian b-ssoon. dude 2: great! i just stretched my c-ck.

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