D.W.A. (Driving While Asian)
driving while asian – the act of driving a car, badly, with an asian at the wheel. can be young or old for females, younger males seem to have greater ability than older males but ymmv.
currently no penalty for d.w.a. however pending legislation in several states would make it a crime punsihable by 6 month suspension of driving privilages.
insuarance agent to customer:”has your girl friend every had a d.u.iconviction?” customer:”no, but she is quilty of d.w.a. (driving while asian) all the time.”
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