Dad’s At Poker


key words for lets throw a fat-ss f-ckin party or get h-lla wasted,

it came from my friends whenever my dad goes to play poker twice a month and we get f-ckin wasted beyond belief.

open house cuz he dont get home til 3 in the morning
player: hey man whats goin down tonite?
boss: idk man i heard dad’s at poker…
player: word? then lets mob over there and get that sh-t crackin like pistachio.

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