Dairy Dan the Ice Cream Man
when a girl inserts a roll of quarters into a guys -ss hole, then proceeds to jerk him off while he is squatting and his p-n-s is aimed towards a paper cup (like the ones used to hold ice cream at the ice cream shop). when the guy c-ms into the cup, the pressure of the -rg-sm pushes the quarters out.
so just like the olde time ice cream guys, you get a cup full of cream and change back!
girl, my man be smilin’ like a fat kid at baskin’ robins. all because i gave him a “dairy dan the ice cream man”, ate the snack and spent the money!
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