Dallas-Hair


ridiculous, high stacked hair-do worn by dallas trophy wives and/or girlfriends, as if they were in a beauty pageant. dead give away when trying to identify “what part of texas this white lady is from.”
d-mn! i couldn’t see the whole right side of the movie screen because of that lady’s sitting in front of me with her dallas-hair.

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