Dallon Syndrome


quite simply when someones bald
“awh look at the little kid. hes bald”
“i see, he must have dallon syndrome
when someone plays video games religiously, has never ending munchies, loves music more than the average person (excluding pot-heads), always loses personal objects (phone,keys, wallet), uses gamer/nerd lingo, smokes hookah and hangs out with stoners but refuses to smoke weed.
joe: what’s up man? what did you do today?
jack: nothing much just hung out with my friend bob. we chilled listened to music, played some xbox 360 and ate pizza.
joe: nice brah sounds like you guys got h-lla blazed!
jack: nah man bob doesn’t blaze, he’s got dallon syndrome.

Read Also:

  • dame judy dench

    an expression of anger or s-xual longing s-xual: i’m going to dame judy dench the sh-t out of you (winky face) anger: i’m going to dame judy dench the sh-t out of you!!!!!! (aggressive face)

  • Dis-Guy

    refer to dis-guy dis guy, dis guy right here this guy (male or female) right here. usually refering to self, in a distinguished manner. dis-guy, dis guy right here got 6%. n. 1. a villain with crazy hair 2. the villian from showtime 2. the villian from the transporter 3. the villian from the returner […]

  • Deacon Francis

    a man with a large cranium look, he’s got a deacon francis!!!

  • dendaphilia

    to commit dendaphilia is to have s-x with a tree or plant “dude? you f-cked a tree? thats dendaphilia

  • Recumulate

    after getting rid of all your possessions (eg long distance/overseas move), the process of re-acc-mulating new belongings. i sold everything when i moved, but i’ve rec-mulated it all back in 6 months!


Disclaimer: Dallon Syndrome definition / meaning should not be considered complete, up to date, and is not intended to be used in place of a visit, consultation, or advice of a legal, medical, or any other professional. All content on this website is for informational purposes only.