Damned to hell by a bitch
the act of a b-tch saying “g-d d-mn you to h-ll”.
then you slap her. she goes “ow!”
she gets mad and you wasted over $100 on a b-tch that you p-ssed off.
you tell your wife and she says: “that b-tch!” then you slaps you.
you get mad and stab her. she says: “i hope you get ‘d-mned to h-ll by a b-tch’ again you b-st-rd!”
she calls the cops and you go to jail for four years for -ssault.
so we all learned something. don’t get a wh-r- and/or b-tch.
b-tch: hey!
you: what!?!?
b-tch: d-mn you to h-ll!
you: gr! -slap- -slap- -slap- how that feel b-tch?
b-tch: d-mn you!!!!
you: i want my $189 back!
b-tch: i’m keeping it!
you: d-mn it! i got d-mned to h-ll by a b-tch!
you walk home
wife: where you been?
you: shut up b-tch! -slap- -slap- -slap- -stab-
wife: ow!!! help! wtf was that for?
you: go the h-ll!
wife: d-mn you to h-ll!
2 weeks later you lose you lose you case and you are sent to jail
you: cr-p!!
prisoner: get over here! and make daddy happy!
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