Damp-Ass Syndrome


dual usage term. the first, essentially benign; when the individual’s crack and grundle is perpetually damp due to exertion in a warm setting. example: push-mowing the yard on a 95 degree day. secondly, when the individual, despite his best efforts, cannot maintain a satisfactory level of cleanliness in the “nether region”. this phenomena is from an incremental excretion of residual stool, or a particularly moist bout of flatus.
i am hung like a motherf-ck this morning. whiskey and chili don’t mix in excess. i have damp–ss syndrome going on in the worst way. i’ve been to the can 3 times today just to wipe! i’ll never get the smell out of this chair.

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