Daniels Suprise
avoiding confrontation by breaking up with your girlfriend of two years by telling her that you’re gay
jeff gave her a daniels suprise that night, then went out and boned some other chick.
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when one kneels while placing their face on the floor and offering stone fruit out of their r-ct-m for $2 a piece. generally accepted as a marketing ploy in tourist traps and known to be not authentically danish. it was well known that after a jog, bill clinton would often stop by a danish fruit […]
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- Dan vs.
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