danish doorknob
when a silly person runs up to a house and credit card swipes his/her -ss on another person’s doorkn-b and smears sh-t all over the kn-b.
jack: you want to go ding dong ditching tomorrow?
brian: nahh man, lets go rub our -sscracks on peoples doorkn-bs.
jack: oh so create a few danish doorkn-bs?
brian: sure
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