Danish Fortress


when a group of people gets naked together and lieths down together preferably on the floor. should be a equal amount of girls and boys, and 5+.
white fly guy – hey, there’s sh-t to do!
random – yea i feel you man!
white fly guy – so let’s h-t up some danish fortress?
tool – no imma p-ss today!

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