Darkhat Investigative Services


comprised of many (primarily east coast) employees, they work around the clock to dig up anything and everything that the world needs to know. quick and reliable. the majority of their work is done for the betterment of mankind, but they are available to investigate private issues, albeit at a steep fee.

darkhat investigators is a top-notch online private investigating firm.
darkhat investigative services recently uncovered the fact that w.l. is a complete loser who enjoys making up stories about himself.

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