Daughtery Principle
the daughtery principle, named after american football coach duffy daughtery (1915-1987) of michigan state university, states that: “a tie is like kissing your sister.” while both evolutionary psychology theory and sociological theory would predict that this familial phenomenon would lead to osculatory outcome dissatisfaction, it has not been systematically tested except possibly in west virginia and vermont.
football, basketball. and basketball have such a horror of the daughtery principle being enacted that play continues through overtime or extra innings until the tie is broken.
Read Also:
- Daylight savings
the time when the clock changes an hour. more the time when everybody is confused on why the sun is going down so early. “ugh. it feels like it’s five in the morning.” ‘looks at clock’ 5:00 “holy sh-t it is five in the morning! i hate daylight savings!
- ruby-lipped mau mau
derogatory word for african-americans, used primarily in san antonio, tx by mexican-americans. oye, i hear your sister is going out with that ruby-lipped mau mau.
- skie
can be added to the end of any word for surfer/mellow effect. oh and you have to say it with a smile cuz its jus kokes. hey broskie! p-ss the b-llskie ohhhhh that guy just shattered his thumbskie used as a loving middle name for your dog or cat. can be used by itself to […]
- Skueez
to eat a large chicken while squeezing an orange, potato, or coconut. bob was skueezing at the dinner party yesterday evening. everybody left lol.
- Sleepy Snowman
the act of -j-c-l-t-ng on someones face while they are p-ssed out drunk or in a deep sleep. they awake the next morning with dried and hardened s-m-n all over their face and hair. last night my girlfriend came over and fell asleep early so i gave her a sleepy snowman. she was p-ssed when […]