Davy Crockett

davy crockett is a descriptive term for the action of taking your drunken/p-ssed out buddys face and burrying it in your exposed crotch. once head has been burried, you must position your mule and b-lls on top of their head, whilst ensuring proper draping over the back of the skull. this has a striking resemblence to the c–n skinned hat that davy crocket wore with his scouting apparel. this is the most extreme party action that can be performed before you get to the level of insertion and/or date rape.
victim: awwwhruphf, i feel like sh-t what happened last night?

me: let me show you on my digital camera!

victim: what the f!?

me: you got the davy crockett! hah!

victim: dude, you’re an -sshole!
one of the smallest nuclear missiles ever built, used with a recoilless rifle. created by the us military during the cold war. it didn’t have good accuracy but its high radiation made up for this.
the davy crockett was used in the popular video game metal gear solid 3: snake eater by a russian colonel of the gru called colonel volgin.
the davy crockett involves taking a shot of rum and chasing it with a1 steak sauce. side effects may include wearing c–n hats, carrying muskets, and searching for the alamo while drunk in public.
the alchoholic: “we have a full handle of sailor jerry’s, lets take some davy crocketts!”

everyone: “remember the alamo!”
similar to the super man, but involves woman who wear wigs. when performing s-x in the doggy style, as you begin to c-m on her back, you quickly yank her wig off of her and use your c-m to stick it to her back, then you yell out “king of the wild frontier!”
last night i was poundin’ this girl from behind, when i was about to c-m i pulled back on her pony tail, and the whole d-mn thing came off in my hand, so i had to davy crockett her -ss!
so your loving your girl strong getting her wet and really loose, really loose (this is of the utmost importance). as things heat up head south, and instead of munching the rug slip your head into her v-g-n- up to your forehead, like a baseball cap. the spin around so you both have your backs on the bed, table, sink, mother, you know whatever. then stand up with your new v-g-n- headware and ask politely for her to “drop a load” down your neck, dont work clean up is a breeze! go look in the mirror you sould have something that looks like the great davy crocket c–n skinned hat.
so i was riding this bird and my head got cold so i davy crockett’ed that sh-t and now i cant get this brown ring off my forehead.