Day of the Goat


an annual event in which partic-p-nts wake up at 8 and drink beer all day whilst fasting. at some point in the afternoon goat meat is marinated in milwaukee’s best ice and eaten by all of the drunk people. . .it is glorious.

preceded by day of the scr–t
me: yo johnny, you know that today is day of the scr–t?

johnny quid: oh sweet bra , that means tomorrow is day of the goat

me: sweet

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