dead as a doornail


goes way past brain death, if your are dead as a doornail prepare to become a ‘hotel for worms’.
dodos perhaps are the only creatures with a similar lack of animation; see dead as the dodo.
on the morticians slab both qusay and uday were laid out cold, both dead as a doornail, they looked so peacfull that it made me really happy to see them lying there.

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