Dead hand gang


an exclusive club whcih can only be joined by sitting on your arm so that you lose all feeling in your hand before masturbation. this apparently makes it feel like someone else is doing the work for you.
i joined the dead hand gang whilst imagining that your mum was tossing me off last night.

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