dear girls above me


a website where a very poor guy posts hilarious, witty letters to the two stupid girls, whose comments he must listen to everyday, that live above him.
dear girls above me,
“i’m telling you, i have toxic shock syndrome!” what the h-ll is toxic shock syndrome? hold on, let me google-ewwwwwww!

dear girls above me,
“he’s taking me out to some restraunt in koreatown. oh great, i hate sushi!” maybe they can whip you up some korean food.

dear girls above me,
“screw you, claire. the only reason you have more facebook friends than me, is because you accept everyone.” subtext: you’re a wh-r-.

dear girls above me,
“everyone’s been honking and staring at me funny. maybe i’m a part of a conspiracy?!” ya, no way it’s cause you’re a cr-ppy driver.

dear girls above me,
“what age is socially acceptable for plastic surgery?” didn’t you get a nose-“and you know my nose job doesn’t count.” well, okay.

dear girls above me,
“little bunny foo foo, hopping through the forest. jerking off the field mice and giving lots of head!” we had very different childhoods.

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