death by hibachi


an effective and painless method of suicide in which one burns charcoal or bbq briquettes in a hibachi in a sealed room to release carbon monoxide in the hope of being poisoned by it.
after going to some aa meetings last year i got so depressed that i was going to get a bottle of vodka and a bag of bbq briquettes and light them in room of an abandoned house whilst drinking the vodka in order to achieve death by hibachi. i was expecting to p-ss out from the vodka and never wake up. however after visiting despair.com i laughed so hard it cheered me up enough to talk myself out of it.

Read Also:

  • Death Coat

    a long coat in various shades of black and gray, worn by detectives on crime shows such as law & order or fringe. bob: hey what is that dark long coat called? me: oh, that’s a death coat. all the detectives in crime shows filmed in cold places wear them!

  • death revenge

    when you’ve been extremely wronged and the only revenge is death. he killed my father, i must take death revenge on spiderman.

  • de-balled

    losing ones scr-t-m in an unmanly act or physical violence. matt got de-balled by a ferocious dodgeball to the groin the actual physical act a wife should due when husband is caught being a man wh-r- did you hear what happen to mr. spade? no, due tell. ms. spade called bullsh-t on him, caught him […]

  • grandfather blunt

    n. a third-generation blunt, having nothing to do with tediously stuffing an unbroken blunt wrap full of chronic. to make a grandfather blunt, first one must begin smoking first-generation (“normal”) blunts and harvesting roaches. after harvesting enough ‘resinated’ weed from those roaches to roll another blunt, one would twist up with it, creating a second-generation […]

  • Nazis of the Republic

    derogatory term for the police. john is on the run from the n-z-s of the republic.


Disclaimer: death by hibachi definition / meaning should not be considered complete, up to date, and is not intended to be used in place of a visit, consultation, or advice of a legal, medical, or any other professional. All content on this website is for informational purposes only.