Deceptive Fart


a deceptive fart would be when you are about to fart, and just before the fart leaves your -sscheeks, you realize it is in fact sh-t. therefore resulting in you having to clench said b-mhole and try to suck the poo up. can result in failure, where you sh-t yourself, or excruciating pain.
robert: “man i thought i had to fart but i sh-t myself.”
wesley: “that’s the worst deceptive fart ever!”

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