Defacto Unfriend
when you want to unfriend someone but either (1) you are too much of a p-ssy or (2) social convention dictates that you can’t. thus you are stuck with half measure such as: blocking them on facebook chat, blocking them from your newsfeed, or putting them on extreme limited profile.
example 1
sister: grandma added me as a friend on facebook and the first thing she did was write on one of my friends pics that i commented on “sister you look so beautiful in all of your pictures”. i want to unfriend her.
brother: you can’t unfriend her just defacto unfreind her, but her on limited profile.
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example 2
guy 1: so remember that b-tch i went out with last month. well i ran into her yesterday and she would not acknowledge my existence.
guy 2: that sucks what a b-tch!
guy 1: i would have unfriended her but we are both in law school so i am bound to run into her so i guess i am stuck with a defacto unfriend. i have blocked her from chat, and blocked her from my newsfeed.
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