DeLonge’s Syndrome


a condition in which the affected person(s) compulsively swears, talks of b–st–lity, incest, their fake h-m-s-xuality, fecal waste, urination, b–bies and masturbation due to obsession with blink-182’s and their guitarist, tom delonge’s live performances, interviews and random recordings.
doctor: sir, our diagnosis on you is simply delonge’s syndrome.

guy: sh-tf-ck! that gets me h-rny! where’s my dog!?

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