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delta zeta is one of the largest, strongest, national sororities. founded in 1902, at miami university,dz has set the standard for loyalty, cl-ss, beauty, and academics. the women of delta zeta strive for the highest goals and continually achieve top honors. there are many who envy our popularity and beauty and who let jealousy cloud judgement, we pay this no mind.

all the ladies of this amazing sisterhood can hold their heads high and also look at the pin over their hearts, knowing that it is the most beautiful sorority badge ever created. (tiffany and co has recognized this and the badge sits in the smithsonian!)
our ritual ties us together and our hearts keep that bond as strong as ever.

today we salute you miss delta zeta sister. not only do you have the looks, brains, and glamour, but most importantly the cl-ss to back it up. sure, frat boys may talk to other ladies, but don’t worry, their only dream is to date a dz.

with that dz sparkle in your eye and s-xy swing in your step, you are every guy’s dream and every girl’s envy. you can party like a rockstar, yet still keep that sorority cl-ss. if you are lucky enough to get a bid from dz, celebrate your good fortune! we only initiate the most wonderful women!

if you’re dating a dz, raise your hand. if you’re not, raise your standards.

so, you s-xy dzs remember: there’s only one thing to be… and that’s a delta zeta!!!!

only the s-xiest are delta zetas!

seth: hey dude did you hear it’s time for the dz formal again?

craig; ya dude, hope i get invited, those girls are smokin’ and mad fun!

seth: dream on dude, a dz would never date a douche like you.

example 2:

paul: can you believe that the delta zetas were greek week champs again this year ?

steve: dude, what did you expect ? they are the strongest sorority on campus!
usually the hottest sorority on campus, ( tn, tx, ga etc) funny and fun to be with. my fraternity did a lot with these girls in college (tn) and they were always a lot of fun, and smokin’ ( try to watch for rush and check out the new pledge cl-ss, that’s all i’m saying)
f-cking hotties!
if you want to date a fun sorority chic, go for a delta zeta
one of the most fabulous womens sororities, founded in 1902 at miami university. beautiful girls with high standards, excellent academics, and a strong sisterhood bond. delta zeta has more chapters than anyother sorority with a strong national foundation and thousands of sisters worldwide.
the delta zeta’s at my university are the sweetest girls around!
hot, s-xy chicks who are fun and not f-cking boring, i’d rather hang with them than any other house.
ex: what’s the difference between, kkg, dg and dz?
delta zetas aren’t money grubbing, b-tchy wh-r-bags
delta zeta, or dz, are usually well-known around their campus for one reason and one reason only

they are the easiest sorority girls to get with! notorious for hooking up with each others’ boyfriends! these girls have something in common with their mascot, the turtle:

“once they’re on their back, it’s hard for them to get back up!”

these girls are sometimes good-looking, sometimes look like dogs, but always willing to get down and dirty.

want to flush your reputation down the toilet? want lots and lots of one night stands? then dz is definitely right for you!
dude, she’s a delta zeta, she’s down for anything
the sorority on campus known for sleeping around with any frat boy who will pay attention to them, and for the various diseases that inhabit their rancid v-g-n-e. these girls are only in college for the purpose of partying and to find more guys to have s-x with. also known as the “easy dzs”
frat boy 1: we invited the delta zeta girls to our party tonight.
frat boy 1: well, we’re sure to get laid, but you better book some appointments at the clinic tomorrow. we’ll need antibiotics.
the girls on campus known for the loosest cooters. they are usually known for their good looks, but may sometimes rush girls who are fat and ugly in order to make themselves feel better about themselves. cocaine is their drug of choice in order to keep their weight in check. binge and purge is another option available to them. delta zeta’s also are known to give you change back from your dollar for a variety of activities from s-x to handjobs.
man, your sister’s a delta zeta? karma f-cked you big time dude.

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