deluXXXe massage

a non-subtle, innuendoization of ‘deluxe m-ssage’ (the act of eating someone’s -ss while m-ssaging their back and/or extremities) which obviously hints to it’s s-xual nature.
i texted that girl from the party and said i’d give her a ‘deluxxxe m-ssage’ later tonight. i doubt show knows how that works, but she definitely knows it’ll be a good time.

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