Demonic Cock Strangler
a male is receiving oral s-x from a female. without any explanation, the female begins grunting like an orc. she then, inexplicably, becomes briefly possessed by a h-rny demon that pulls on your c-ck with a force that can only be matched with a freight train while letting out a shriek that can be heard within a 20 mile radius. this rare and unfortunate occurrence has been known to permanently bend d-cks into a 90 degree angle.
joe: last night bonnie was f-cking possessed..
jack: how so?
joe: i don’t know! she was shrieking and pulling on my d-ck harder than a freight train!
jack: sounds like she’s a demonic c-ck strangler.
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