der kommissar klub


a club where several people form a team and goose step to the song “der kommissar” by the late austrian rock star falco. this is accomplished by use of a designated boombox carrier (see gimp) and a marching group. membership in the club is highly restrictive, and their rights of p-ssage are largely unknown. it is likely that the mystique of the der kommissar klub will remain well into this century.
“oh sh-t man, here comes the der kommissar klub, they are so awesome. everyone step aside! make way for the gimp!”

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