Derk Magurk


a name given to someone who:

acts in a gay ward manner towards a group of people.

someone who acts like an idioit when trying to complete a job or task at hand

and/or a simple combination of the two
“bro, why you gotta be a “derk magurk”?

“just call me derk magurk”.

“look at him over there. he’s such a derk magurk”.

“i bet you $12 derk magurk over there wont do it!”

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